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Ready, Aim, Fire

Posted on May 01 2002 05:20:09 PM by webmaster (2840 views)
Humor and Jokes Once upon a time, three pilots found themselves flying over a secret military base. The first pilot was about to get shot down when he cried "EARTHQUAKE!!!" The men in charge of the flak batteries got scared and missed the first pilot. The second pilot was about to get shot down when he cried "TORNADO!!!" He also escaped. The third pilot was stupid. When they were about to shoot him down he yelled "FIRE!!!"